Many fans visiting Gary Cannon’s website head right to the merchandise page. But Mr. Cannon’s merchandise is always sold out. Good luck trying Ebay and Craigs List. Sold out. Good luck trying HushX. Well, that’s an adult website—although some of Mr. Cannon’s merch does randomly show up there.
This merch is hotter than the snuggie, the slap chop and the perfect brownie bake pan. And even hotter than those cheap wedding dresses that sell for $9 and wanna be brides rush the store clerk every year even though they don’t have a man. But Mr. Cannon is fresh out of the 2009 inventory and is working with some of the best names in audio/video/fashion... etc. on new products expected to ship ASAP.
Coming soon is Gary Cannon’s new Audio CD titled “Victim”. This CD will contain some of Gary’s most requested stand up material. And since by law a CD must be a minimum of (30) minutes, “Victim” will also include two Barry Manilow and one Ruben Studdard songs giving each fan nearly (32) minutes of comedy/music.
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Please note Mr. Manilow and Mr. Studdard are in no way attached to this project and therefore will not receive royalties for the use of their music. But let’s face facts, Gary Cannon is actually doing Mr. Studdard a favor. 93% of Americans think Clay Aiken won that second season of American Idol. And Mr. Manilow has not written a good new song since Daybreak. Save that holiday music crap for the young kids. Nobody needs your version of Jingle Bells.
Stay tuned for more ordering details. OR if you don’t want to risk getting left in the cold, send Mr. Cannon $83 through Paypal and he will make certain you get one of the first 35,000 limited release copies.
Please note: the above price does note include shipping or jewel case. |
